Funny Urdu SMS Page 4



Samajdar Admi Khabi Shadi Nahi Karta
 
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi
 kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
.
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti,
Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta


Apki Nurse Bahir Akeli Hai
 
Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai,
owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai


Pani Dainy Se Pahle Ubaal Lia Karain
 
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu seekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??
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